Happy New Year! I hope you have all had a wonderful start to 2021! I have been enjoying a blissfully relaxing time at the beach with my little family and a great bunch of mates.
I will admit somewhere around Day 4 I slipped into some sort of rancho relaxo coma, and now at Day 22, after days of pondering some of lifes biggest questions, there are a number of things I need answered.
1. How do you get out of these camp chairs? I’ve been stuck here for 14 days now and all that algebra I learnt in high school is not helping at all.
2. Is it physically possible for your stomach to explode? Please Mum, no more trifle.
3. Are there any hairdressers out there that can do something about this salty sandy mop? It currently resembles a straw broom thats been tasked to sweep up the seaweed on Brooms beach.
4. Is “he was chewing too loud” a defence that will hold up in court for murdering your husband? Asking for a friend.
I absolutely love camping but the last few days I’ve found myself drifting off into a deep fantasy about inner spring mattresses and hot showers. Might nearly be time to head back to reality….
Kyra’s eyes were prepped using @maccosmeticsaustralia Pro Paint Pot in “Layin Low” and created using their shadows in “Sketch”, “Poppy Seed” and “Star Violet”. @bobbibrownaustralia gel liner on the upper lashline and @meccamax Zoom Liner in Espresso on the lower waterline. Brows filled using anastasiabeverlyhills Brow Powder Duo in “Soft Brown” and tamed using @makeup_weapons Brow Balm. Velvety skin achieved by using the smashboxcosmetics Photo Finish Primer, @meccacosmetica Lit from Within Illuminating Drops, @narsissist Sheer Glow Foundation, finished off with a dusting of lauramercier Translucent Powder. Contour, blush and @meccacosmetica Enlightened Highlight on the cheeks. Set using @urbandecaycosmetics All Nighter Spray.
